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| Caption Competition: 17 August 2010 - 31 August 2010 |
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oo |
Oh fuck, there goes the Tardis |
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While the other two try to work out what he's looking at, the Doctor goes cross eyed trying to see his own quiff. |
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Fuckin hell you have to lock up everything these days!! PROPS !!!!!!! Tardis please! |
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| Caption Competition: 20 July 2010 - 15 August 2010 |
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KatSlater |
Like "hellllllloooo"...... i wear Tiffany? !!!! |
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lincslad4fun
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Big Brother! I asked you for a "DADDY type with a BRAIN" and you give me a "PADDY type with a CHAIN"......!!! |
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trotsky73
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Toy stores world-wide agreed that the new 'bondage barbie' line of dolls was a step too far. |
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| Caption Competition: 24 May 2010 - 14 June 2010 |
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approachabill |
Louie finally gave up trying to teach the guard the simplest of dance moves. It seems even 'YMCA" was a step too far for some....... |
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It will take more than him showing me his Starfish, to impress an old queen like me! |
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I only poked him to see if he was alive.. Honest ! |
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| Caption Competition: 18 March 2010 - 14 April 2010 |
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1st |
camaron |
Seemed this case was gonna be a tough one to crack, so Dog and his missus decided they'd have to 'Mullet' over a for a bit....... |
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ryantcb
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"how could you want new shoes?, you cant even see the pair you have on!" |
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lincslad4fun
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Is it the necklace...? Do you think it attracts attention...? |
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| Caption Competition: 15 January 2010 - 14 February 2010 |
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1st |
BlondeNGorgeous |
Foot Fetish!.....I'll show him foot fetish!! |
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Dan DQ
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To be honest, Heather, when you said you had a couple of strap-ons you could bring to our meet I imagined something quite different. |
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chester1983
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Mills booted out after wooden performance |
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| Caption Competition: 01 November 2009 - 30 November 2009 |
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1st |
wankedywank |
Dave sometimes wondered if the lads were noticing his gender reassignment surgery. |
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she'd blown plenty of cock but never a gasket |
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"no love i said you could park a bike between em..." |
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| Caption Competition: 01 October 2009 - 31 October 2009 |
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1st |
sizzlingsasha |
Guys, I can't beleive you've been rehearsing this for 3 weeks, lets try once more......you put your left leg in, left leg out....... |
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Dan DQ
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Obama: "Don't waste your time, lads - I've tried and apparently she only goes for Bush." |
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Power, Fame & Money were not was this lady wanted. "Shut your mouths, open your flies and give me cock!" she said |
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| Caption Competition: 01 September 2009 - 30 September 2009 |
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Dan DQ |
"Are you absolutely sure this is what she meant when she said her big fantasy was an airtight?" |
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ryantcb
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"you don't think these belts are a bit over the top! do you"?! |
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I really think that Trinny and Susannah have lost their edge . . . |
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